fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
You ate ashes out of my bong
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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