doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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