i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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