Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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