She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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