I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
The feeling are messing with the penis
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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