Well apparently he's into motor boating.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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