your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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