..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
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