Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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