there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
God, I missed his penis.
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