I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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