Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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