i permit you to call me
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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