Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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