I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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