is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Randomize
