if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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