I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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