im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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