Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
as a side note pls kill me
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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