he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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