Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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