so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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