im gay
i know
yea but for you.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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