I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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