Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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