I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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