And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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