I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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