I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
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