Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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