Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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