Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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