what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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