i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
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