Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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