I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
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