Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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