So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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