i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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