Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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