Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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