please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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