big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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