if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Randomize
