it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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