Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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