ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
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