I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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