My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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