I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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