I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
