Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
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