Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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